Hi everyone! Some of you may have heard of Troy Camp (or were once part of it - for those in the Southern California area) so please help them out! They are in a competition to win $25K but they need YOUR help. 

Please text      109696 

to the number:  73774        

to vote for troy Camp (it is completely free of charge. They were number 6 and  have dropped to 16. They really need your help. It is to be able to send kids to camp. The competition ends in 3 days so please vote now.

You can also vote through http://www.refresheverything.com/usctroycamp

Do it for the kids! Do it for your community! It’ll only take about 20 seconds of your time, but it can change a kids life forever. Thank you!

The moment when you realize that you respect yourself and your partner in thought and action (disregard-less of whether they are present or not) but your partner doesn’t even think about you when they speak, really make you rethink whether the person is as committed to the relationship as they’ve stated.

I’m glad I’m a woman, yes I am, yes I am.
I don’t live off of Budweiser, Beer Nuts and Spam.
I don’t brag to my buddies about my erections.
I won’t drive to Hell before I ask for directions.

I don’t get wasted at parties, and act like a clown.
And I know how to put that damned toilet seat down!
I won’t grab your hooters, I won’t pinch your butt.
My belt buckle’s not hidden beneath my beer gut.

And I don’t go around “readjusting” my crotch,
or yell like Tarzan when my headboard gets a notch.
I don’t belch in public, I don’t scratch my behind.
I’m a woman you see-I’m just not that kind!

I’m glad I’m a woman, I’m so glad I could sing.
I don’t have body hair like shag carpeting.
It doesn’t grow from my ears or cover my back.
When I lean over you can’t see 3 inches of crack.
And what’s on my head doesn’t leave with my comb.
I’ll never buy a toupee to cover my dome.

Or have a few hairs pulled from over the side.
I’m a woman, you know-I’ve got far too much pride!
And I honestly think its a privilege for me,
to have these two boobs and sit down when I pee.
I don’t live to play golf and shoot basketball.
I don’t swagger and spit like a Neanderthal.

I won’t tell you my wife just does not understand,
or stick my hand in my pocket to hide that gold band.
Or tell you a story to make you sigh and weep,
then screw you, roll over and fall sound asleep!
Yes, I’m so very glad I’m a woman, you see.
Forget all about that old penis envy.

I don’t long for male bonding, I don’t cruise for chicks.
Join the Hair Club For Men, or think with my dick.
I’m a woman by chance and I’m thankful, it’s true.
I’m so glad I’m a woman and not a man like you!

- Uknown

If only I were snow-white sand

around a lily, 

acanthus leaf, molded around your stomach,

or cotton-plant flower concealing inside its cloud 

the hardest travertine marble.

If only I were a smooth box of cloth, molding of caresses,

and could tauten myself 

around your youthful turgidity.

If only I were your waist,

if only the dark abyss of your groin,

if only I were round capitals for your thighs.

if only I were, Calvin Klein. 

- Ana Rossetti

Secret, Suicide, Wisdom 

jaja I like the first and last, but the middle one…kinda scary :[]